The Cloud and You

Cloudless Activity Chart

This chart outlines all the marvellous things you can do when the Cloud goes down. All these activities pre-date the dawn of history, and will be re-defined in a post-Cloud universe. Hobbies, for instance, no longer include anything having to do with video or audio, but mostly involve Parcheesi or whittling. Reading and music are out of the question for the most part, unless you play an instrument or have paper books left on your shelves from the 20th Century. Sex is always an option, as are eating and mostly drinking, and the eating/drinking/sex/sleep phalanx adds up to a majority of the pie, as it did in 10,000 BC. 

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