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Professor Dumbledore

Like all good corporate enterprises, I'm going to replace lack of ideas this morning with some well-timed research. Please answer the following questions and send me your replies via the comment link at the bottom of this posting.

1. I feel like working this morning:

a. A lot

b. A little

c. Not at all

d. Yo mamma.

2. My breakfast today cost:

a. $1.25, and it was all you can eat.

b. $5.95 - $10.99

c. $11.00 - $30

d. $455, but I had the smoked salmon

3. I'm looking forward to...

a. The weekend

b. Humping my assistant

c. My first martini of the night

d. Kicking somebody's ass first chance I get

4. I think China...

a. Makes delicious food

b. Really makes me nervous

c. Should stop putting poison into children's toys

d. Generally has the right ideas about free enterprise

5. I am a registered...

a. Republican

b. Democrat

c. Independent

d. Opportunist

6. Most of the time, I am...

a. Happy

b. Anxious

c. Jealous

d. Angry

After receiving more than three (3) replies, I will tabulate your scores and tell you, as a group, how you did and what my criteria were, except if you answered (d) on more than one question, in which case I'll probably be seeing you at my next meeting.

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1) C
2) A
3) A
4) C
5) C
6) A

1. B
2. A(made my own)
3. C
4. B (big time nervous)
5. D

1. A 2. B 3. B 4. A 5. C 6. A

(Why am I always a sucker for quizzes?)

1. b. A little. If I felt like working a lot, I would be doing it instead of answering these questions.

2. a. $1.25, if that. I eat breakfast at home. Raisin Bran and OJ.

3. c. martini tonight. Actually, it will probably be a beer. I'd like to say humping my assistant, but . . . I don't think so.

4. b. really makes me nervous. For lots of reasons.

5. c. Independent. W and the Dick drove me away from the Republicans.

6. a. Happy. Strange, but true.

Happy data mining.

1. B
2. A
3. A
4. B
5. B
6. A

I like your site...this should be interesting.

B
A
A
C
D
A

1. I feel like working this morning:

d. Yo mamma.

2. My breakfast today cost:

b. $5.95 - $10.99

3. I’m looking forward to…

a. The weekend

4. I think China…

a. Makes delicious food

5. I am a registered…

d. Opportunist

6. Most of the time, I am…

a. Happy

1. a
2. a
3. d
4. c
5. c
6. a

1. C
2. B
3. A
4. B
5. B
6. B

1. b
2. a
3. a
4. d
5. a
6. a

What is the point in answering a survey which has no benefit to me whatsoever. Where is the incentive?

1. I feel like working this morning:
a. A lot

2. My breakfast today cost:
e. Who has time for breakfast?

3. I’m looking forward to…
a. The weekend

4. I think China…
c. Should stop putting poison into children’s toys

5. I am a registered…
a. Republican

6. Most of the time, I am…
a. Happy

b,a,b,b,a,a

Stanley-

c
a
a
b
a
d

1. b
2. b
3. c
4. a
5. b
6. a

1 a
2 c
3 b
4 a
5 d
6 a

1. a
2. a
3. a
4. b
5. c
6. a

1. D
2. B
3. C
4. B
5. D
6. D

b,a,c,b,a,a

Although the weekend is looking good. . . .

1. I feel like working this morning:

b. A little

I'm a Government Contractor parasite, it's in my DNA

2. My breakfast today cost:
a. $1.25, and it was all you can eat.

I guess if you cost it out, but it was the million dollar view, My wife getting ready for the day and no kids... Just think cheezy p0rno music in the background.

3. I’m looking forward to…
a. The weekend
b. Humping my assistant
c. My first Shot of Jack Daniels of the night
d. Kicking somebody’s ass first chance I get.

E. All of the above... they are all on my mind today. as a matter o'fact everyday.

4. I think China…

d. Generally has the right ideas about free enterprise

Welcome to the Wild East! I like it!

5. I am a registered…
a. Republican
d. Opportunist

A&D as B is too wishiy washie and wants to cuddle way too much, and C. cant make up thier damn' mind.

6. Most of the time, I am…
a. Happy

Cause I am what you'd call the wooden spoon in the office, why should I be angry when I can get glee and piss everyone else off at the same time.

1. B
2. E-didn't eat breakfast
3. D
4. C
5. A
6. A

1.a
2.b
3.a
4.b
5.a
6.a

1. c
2. a
3. a
4. c
5. c
6. b

My Answers
1. B
2. E - None of the above (a cereal bar in the car - the breakfast of middle class hard workers)
3. A
4. B
5. C (Not that I am aware how to register as such)
6. D (at least at work)

1. - d. Yo mamma.
2. - a. $1.25, and it was all you can eat.
3. - c. My first martini of the night
4. - c. Should stop putting poison into children’s toys
5. - a. Republican
6. - a. Happy

1) B
2) A - I always bring my breakfast to work
3) A
4) B
5) B
6) A

1. b

2. none of the above. I am fasting.

3. d

4. b

5. d

6. d

1. a
2. a
3. a
4. d
5. a
6. a

, , , , ,

1 - c
2 - b
3 - a
4 - b
5 - d
6 - none of the above

baabaa

1. B
2. A
3. A
4. C
5. C
6. A

1. I feel like working this morning:b. A little
2. My breakfast today cost:
none of the above: Nothing
3. I’m looking forward to…
a. The weekend
4. I think China…
c. Should stop putting poison into children’s toys
5. I am a registered…
b. Democrat
6. Most of the time, I am…
a. Happy

1b
2a CupNoodles - yum!
3c Is this an intervention?
4a
5c
6a

1. a
2. e (none of the above)
3. a
4. b
6. a

1. A
2. A
3. D
4. B
5. C
6. A

Had to repost - skipped one by mistake

1. a
2. e (none of the above)
3. a
4. c
5. b
6. a

1.a
2.a around $2.00
3.a going away
4.c right now
5.a rebublican
6.a

even today i feel ok don't forget i could see the twin towers from were i work and not a day goes by i am reminded about it one way or another

1. b
2. a
3. a
4. d
5. d
6. a

b
b
a
b
b
a

1. D
2. A
3. D
4. A
5. D
6. D

See you at the meeting, boss...

1. I feel like working this morning:
b. A little

2. My breakfast today cost:
Coffee & a Cigarette

3. I’m looking forward to…
a. The weekend

4. I think China…
b. Really makes me nervous

5. I am a registered…
d. Opportunist

6. Most of the time, I am…
b. Anxious

baacaa

1.a
2.e. none of the above
3.a
4.b
5.d
6.a

1. D
2. A
3. A (I'm the assistant :( )
4. A
5. D
6. A (but D is a VERY close second)

1. C (Don't want to work at all)
2. B (starbucks breakfast sandwich and venti coffee came to just over $6)
3. A (The weekend. Is it Friday yet?)
4. A (Makes delicous food. They do! And stop crying about the lead paint. If you live in any of the coastal states as most of us do you shouldn't be having kids anyway. It's overpopulated.)
5. E (None of the above. What's the difference these days? A politician is a politician).
6. B (Anxious).

1a
2a
3c
4b
5a
6a

1. b
2. a
3. a
4. c
5. d
6. a

1. b.
2. a.
3. b. Wait. I have no assistant. Damn.
4. a.
5. b.
6. b.

1. D
2. A
3. D
4. C
5. D
6. B

1. c
2. None of the above. A bowl of Cherrios and a banana is <$.50.
3. a and c
4. c and d, but should ditch the repressive government.
5. d (covers all the above).
6. a :-)

1. c
2. e-none of the above (okay that wasn't an option but all i have is coffee at work)
3. a
4. c
5. b
6. a

1.d
2.a
3.c
4.c
5.b
6.b

1. I feel like working this morning:
c. Not at all

2. My breakfast today cost:
Breakfast???
3. I’m looking forward to…
a. The weekend

4. I think China…
c. Should stop putting poison into children’s toys

5. I am a registered…
b. Democrat

6. Most of the time, I am…
b. Anxious

b. ... and smelling the roses a little
a. cereal and a banana at home
a. but a glass of red wine today runs a good second
b. and I can't count the ways
a. ... although it grows harder to vote that way.
a. the other choices sound exhausting.

1.A
2.None of the above.
3.A
4.B
5.A
6.A

1. b
2. a
3. a
4. b
5. b
6. a

C/A/A/C/D/B

1. A
2. E. nothing, I made my own egg n' cheese
3. A
4. D
5. C
6. A

1. c
2. a
3. a
4. c
5. d
6. a

1. D
2. A
3. B
4. A
5. C
6. A

1=b
2=a
3=a
4=c
5=a
6=c

1. C
2. B
3. A
4. B
5. C
6. B

1.- b
2.- a
3.- d
4.- c
5.- d
6.- a

1. C
2. What breakfast?
3. A, where I can B, after my C
4. Should be kept in the hutch and only brought out for special meals.
5. Malingerer.
6. Too dissociated to do these quizzes.

1.D
2.A
3.A
4.D
5.A
6.A

c, a, a, b, a, a

a. A lot
b. $5.95 - $10.99
d. Kicking somebody’s ass first chance I get
b. Really makes me nervous (actually, the US working population's lactluster skills growth is making me more nervous)
c. Independent
a. Happy

1) A
2) A
3) A
4) D
5) A
6) A

1.B
2.A
3.A
4.C
5.A
6.B

1. A
2. A
3. C
4. A
5. C
6. A

1. b
2. e (none of the above. I had a slice of cheese toast and coffee...I'm dieting.)
3. a
4. b
5. a
6. a

Cheers

1. I feel like working this morning:
d. Yo mamma.

2. My breakfast today cost:
b. $5.95 - $10.99

3. I’m looking forward to…
c. My first martini of the night

4. I think China…
c. Should stop putting poison into children’s toys

5. I am a registered…
d. Opportunist

6. Most of the time, I am…
d. Angry

How's the research going for you this sunny Tuesday?

1a
2a
3a
4d
5c
6d

1. I don't work
2. coffee & muffin
3. looking forward to shopping
4. China has big problems
5. I am Canadian
6. content

Anonymous should be 1st on the baby name list, its quite popular on your blog comment list.

1. A
2. D
3. E. All of the above
4. A
5. A
6. C

1. b (I fix my own breakfast.)
2. a
3. a
4. b
5. Montana does not register voters by party, so the answer is blank. However, I volunteered with the Republican Party last election.
6. a

1. B
2. A
3. A
4. C
5. B
6. A

1. A or B (depending on what day it is. Friday is always Yo Mamma.)
2. Free Frosted Flakes at home ... I guess that could fall under A
3. A and C
4. A (with eggroll)
5. GDI (that would be C)
6. A - Happy (really happy on some days...like Friday)

1 - B
2 - B
3 - D
4 - C
5 - D
6 - A

A, B, B&C, A, C,A

c a a c c d

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