Quick! Take This Quiz!
Thursday, Jun. 21, 2012 at 11:25am
Like all good corporate enterprises, I'm going to replace lack of ideas this morning with some well-timed research. Please answer the following questions and send me your replies via the comment link at the bottom of this posting.
1. I feel like working this morning:
a. A lot
b. A little
c. Not at all
d. Yo mamma.
2. My breakfast today cost:
a. $1.25, and it was all you can eat.
b. $5.95 - $10.99
c. $11.00 - $30
d. $455, but I had the smoked salmon
3. I'm looking forward to...
a. The weekend
b. Humping my assistant
c. My first martini of the night
d. Kicking somebody's ass first chance I get
4. I think China...
a. Makes delicious food
b. Really makes me nervous
c. Should stop putting poison into children's toys
d. Generally has the right ideas about free enterprise
5. I am a registered...
6. Most of the time, I am...
After receiving more than three (3) replies, I will tabulate your scores and tell you, as a group, how you did and what my criteria were, except if you answered (d) on more than one question, in which case I'll probably be seeing you at my next meeting.